神国之中有王 发表于 2020-9-10 13:27 只看TA 1楼 |
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[短篇] 英语笑话六则 No. 1Son: Dad, I've heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.Dad: Well son, it's true everywhere.No. 2Woman: Wait for me honey. I'm just finishing my make-up.Man: You don't need make-up.Woman: Oh really! That's so sweet of you!Man: You need plastic surgery. No. 3Question:What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?Answer:I don't know and I don't care. No. 4 "If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level." No. 5 I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect. No. 6 Doctor: “Do you do sports?”Patient: “Does sex count?”Doctor: “Yes.”Patient: “Then no.” |
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